Witnesses decribe sightings of a creature with a black head, a long snout, long tail, and one eye. There have been no incidents resulting in injury, except for the mauling of a yellow man with stupid hair and a stupid name, though many speculate the creature just really didn't like that guy. Instead, the creature seems to enjoy bothering people for fun, and talking about stupid bullshit that nobody asked for. Please report all sightings to ██████████@██████.██.